Dwight Eubanks Needs His Own Show

If you've been watching "The Real Housewives of Atlanta", then you know exactly who Dwight Eubanks is.  The girls definitely brought loads of drama this season, but the show would have lacked the level of drama that it had if Dwight was not part of all of it.  Also, he brought some of the more "interesting" fashions I've ever seen to television - the most well known being his massive ties.  But there are other reasons why Dwight needs his own show.  There are other looks that he never sported on television that I think deserve some time in the limelight.  For example, his half Yetty/half gay pirate look deserves some time in the spotlight - 

I wonder how many innocent animals had to die to create these pants for him - as tacky as he is, you know that he would never wear fake fur.  

Also - There's the half Ciara/half S&M Irishmen look that we never were lucky enough to witness on television - 

 Yes, this is real.  


Last, but not least, I think there needs to be an entire episode dedicated to Dwight's plastic surgery.  Come on now, you're not fooling anyone.  It's not possible for you to open you eyes in that manner without a little help from a knife.  I mean, I think we deserve to know how Dwight went from this - 

To looking like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers -